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  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean


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Timestamp: 1409097833


what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

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